my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via privileged-heartbreak)



"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo

My girl crushes are 100% homo

(via privileged-heartbreak)

For those going on internet blind dates (or just traveling somewhere alone)


Kitestring is a simple webapp that checks up on you and sends a text message to your emergency contacts if you don’t respond by a designated time.

Enter your ETA and Kitestring will send you a text message to reply to. You can extend your check in time via SMS or check in early. If you don’t respond to Kitestring’s text message, your emergency contact(s) will get your customizable alert message. [x]

(via sexual-feelings)



Just wanna let any AO3 authors out there know that instead of deleting all of your work, you also have the option of Orphaning your fanfics. The fic is removed from your library and any association the fic has to you is completely wiped from all chapters…

(Source: vesper-noir)


Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(via werebabies)


have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

(via werebabies)


Michael cera is like the human version of the word moist

(Source: prettyoutcast, via werebabies)