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Here have some fics where Derek and Stiles get pregnant, sometimes in Omegaverse and sometimes because it’s just magic. There’s fluff, angst and a little in-between. 
* = Personal Faves
Sacrifies (10k+ | E | Completed)

…or the one where Stiles becomes Pack Mum accidentally.
Every decade the town of Beacon Hills drags a virgin out into the middle of woods to sacrifice to the local Werewolf pack. It was supposed to be Allison Argent but Stiles is a good friend…and has terrible luck.

Last to Know (55k+ | NR | WIP)*

Kink meme fill in which every werewolf and shapeshifter in Beacon Hills is aware that Stiles is pregnant before he is. And apparently the first baby!werewolf being born into the pack (their Alpha’s, no less) is a big freakin’ deal and excuse enough for everyone to lose their damn minds. When Stiles figures out why everyone’s been acting so weird around him, he’s not amused.

Nowhere Man (76k+ | E | Completed | ABOverse)*

When Stiles leaves Beacon Hills, he does it without a backwards glance. For two years he is happy on the other side of the country- until someone targets not only him, but his daughter.
Unfortunately, the asshole bodyguard his dad hired to make sure he gets back home is none other than Derek Hale. And that’s really not very good for either of them.

More Than Just A Leitmotif, More Chaotic, No Relief (26k | E | Completed | ABOverse)

Derek was never meant to be the Alpha and was raised to embrace his role as a Breeder for whatever Pack he was sent off to. But after the Fire and Laura’s death, that was pushed into the background and almost forgotten by everyone. But with the Alpha Pack in town and Scott’s defection, Derek’s heat comes into full effect and the only logical choice is to have Stiles come and watch Derek.
The problem was that they didn’t count on Stiles triggering Derek’s biological imperatives and now the pack and everyone else has to deal with an incapacitated Derek, a Reluctant Alpha Stiles and a pack closing in too fast.

Edited to Add Series (61k+ | T- E | Series Ongoing)*

Derek is a thuggish debt collector and Stiles is a single dad sitting on a lot of debts from his shady ex. Derek has a soft spot for Stiles’ son and… subsequently falls for his clueless, sarcastic father.

What To Expect When You’re Expecting (17k+ | E | Completed)

…Can werewolves get guys pregnant? I’ve noticed how you look at that Hale kid-”
Stiles meeps and flails, sloshing tea down his front. Luckily it’s not scalding anymore, but still hot, so he jumps up and wrenches his shirt off.
“God, dad, no! Guys can’t get pregnant, that’s ridiculous, it’s like…”
“Like werewolves being real?” his dad questions, deadpan.

Jurisdiction Series (19k+ | E | Series Ongoing)

John is a pretty level-headed guy. He wasn’t always, back during his own Sturm und Drang period, but he married a firecracker of a woman and got a kid with an affinity for trouble like he got payed for ending up in it, so someone had to level out or they would’ve ended up living in a treehouse or Lapland doing god knows what. Anyway, getting a hold of his temper is one of John’s better life achievements. It makes him a good sheriff and it kept him from blowing his lid too badly those last two years when Stiles started acting out in a way that John had never seen before.
But the temper is still there.
He’s reminded of it when he comes home on a random Saturday in March after spilling his milkshake all over his uniform shirt only to notice he didn’t have a spare in the station and finds Stiles bend over the kitchen sink with hunched shoulders.

The 5 Stages of Possession Series (16k+ | E | Series Ongoing | ABOverse | not a story about demon possession)

"Derek looms over him, body heat curling around Stiles despite the persistent chill of artificial cooling. They move together with the efficiency of practice, desperation making things slightly rougher, more urgent. Stiles has dropped all pretense of nonchalance, he’s been without for too long…"
The story of how Derek has particular kinks, Stiles likes “the weird stuff”, and there are panties involved. Nobody gets called “daddy” though.

Hello, Heartbreaker (18k+ | E | Completed | ABOverse)*

It’s a popular joke among Alphas: fuck an Omega, get heartbreak on your hands. Omegas are fragile little emotional things, needy and whiny. Stiles refuses to become that, or to believe that he’s anything like that.
Stiles and Derek have been fuckbuddies for a while when Derek loses his memories of the past three years - and them - in an accident. (Also - everyone’s a werewolf, and everyone’s alive.)

The Second Coming of Werewolf Jesus (40k+ | E | Completed)*

Stiles was enjoying his senior year until his crazy English teacher decided he made the best candidate to gestate Derek’s kid. Now Stiles is a seventeen-year-old pregnant dude and he and Derek have to figure their shit out, because in nine months they are going to be tied together for the rest of their lives.

The Well of Living Waters (30k+ | E | Completed)

King Derek takes a consort.

A Little Advice for Aspiring Fires (42k+ | E | Completed | ABOverse)*

Regardless of his sadly lacking social circle, Stiles was going to have to get some physical contact or he was going to explode. Seriously. It’d be messy and Derek would probably become even more emotionally constipated having to clean up little bits of Stiles from his pristine walls and furniture.

Tiny Houses (77k+ | E | Completed)*

"So this is what Stiles does. He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.
God, he dreams.
He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thing inside of it.”

The Threat of Human Sacrifice (44k+ | E | Completed)*

The sheriff bought a crib and made Derek help him put it together. Stiles thought of Hemingway and the shortest, most heartbreaking story ever told, and dismantled it on his own while Derek was out.
[The one where Stiles getting knocked up is the least of his worries.]

Settle Down (98k+ | E | WIP | ABOverse)*

Stiles is a struggling author barely making ends meet.
Derek is a successful architect whose biological clock is ticking.
Enter a surrogacy agency, two packs, and a particularly sticky and toe curling heat week and you get a match made in heaven.

These Little Things, They’re the Best of Me (2k+ | NR | Completed)

 These were his babies. They were he and Derek’s babies and he didn’t know he could love something so much.
"I like them more than Star Wars," He said.

In the Solstice of our Hearts (73k+ | E | Completed)*

"You’re not putting that up your butt," Scott told him flatly and Stiles couldn’t stop the pissed off whine he made, but his friend continued. "Stiles, you can’t put that up your butt, you know that. Your butt won’t be ready for anything to go in it until-"
"Okay, okay!" he said, flailing his hands to stop his friend’s lecture. "Message received, no butt stuff until I’m pounced on by some freaking animal in the forest and ravished to within an inch of my life. Got it. Thanks, Scotty, I mean heaven forbid I actually try to take control of my life and give myself a fighting chance or anything."
"Not all alphas are animals," Scott said quietly.
Maybe he was right, but Stiles wasn’t holding his breath.

Red Series (32k+ | M | Series Ongoing)

“See? I need my daisy crown or I won’t get Chased.” Stiles frowned. “And then I’ll have to do it again next year. I really don’t want to do it twice.”
The good and the bad of getting Caught this year included not having to do it again and the bad was he’d have a werewolf mate for the rest of his life. Stiles is seventeen. He has a lot of life to live. Unless his wolfy mate has no sense of humor or a temper. Those with no sense of humor and tempers tended to hate Stiles the most and wouldn’t that suck? Being tied to someone for the rest of his life who hates him. That actually sounds like his type of luck.
“You’ll be fine.” Allison beams because she’s a sweet person and can obviously read Stiles like a picture book aimed at toddlers.

The Beginning and The End Series (157k+ | M | Completed)

The result of a one night stand is the catalyst that starts the chain reaction of events that will form the rest of his life. Stiles life has now been changed for better or for worse and it is now his decision that will frame it. It’s simply by chance that everything comes together in his life in the form of one little miracle.

He’s the Wolf (30k+ | E | Completed)

Scott is Stiles’ best friend. But when Scott simultaneously gets an invite into the local Pack and an invite to meet his mate’s family, he asks Stiles to cover him. Cue Stiles disguising himself as a wolf … and falling for the mysterious Derek Hale. He’s got a few questions though. First, where is the Pack’s Alpha? And second, can he keep his dual personalities – the ‘Scott’ the Pack knows as their brother, and the Stiles the Pack knows as Derek’s human boyfriend – apart?

Knocked Up and Alpha Series (18k+ | E | Series Ongoing)

Derek comes back to Beacon Hills for a number of reasons. The most important one, though, is the result of a one night stand in Vegas. He’s knocked up and Alpha, and Cora won’t stop playing Papa Don’t Preach whenever she gets to pick the music in the car. This shit just keeps happening to him.
Or, in which Derek gets the D, Stiles gets the D, then Derek gets Stiles’s D.

Edit: had some typos and I fixed some fics.

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